Warning: Do or do not do something.
Tonight I went to my friend’s birthday dinner at a Greek restaurant in the valley. In the bathroom, they had a large sign that said in big red letters:
IMPORTANT!
And then someone had removed all of the instructions that were supposed to go under it.
So I was supposed to either do or not do something but I have no way of knowing if I did or did not do it.
These are the kinds of things I’ll be thinking about on my deathbed instead of telling my relatives that I love them.
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