December 2009
3 posts
Alison wants to know if you are going to take the...
Wendy: how do people in new york feel about that "Empire State" song by Jay-Z?
Alison: mostly I hear negative reactions to it
Wendy: I feel like if someone wrote a song about LA, I'd be like, cool it
Alison: and by that I mean I read negative reactions on twitter
Wendy: of COURSE you love New York. you're a fucking billionaire
Alison: yeah
Wendy: you can buy a taxi and drive it around central park. right? that's what people do in new york?
Alison: that's the dream, yes. to own your own taxi
Wendy: young broadway dancers say, "someday i'll buy a taxi and drive it around central park!"
Alison: it's what so many songs are about
Wendy: then i'll buy a subway car and ride it to see the statue of liberty with rudolph giuliani! and the musical "Cats."
Alison: I'm going to one day own my own subway car and then I'll charge exorbitant rates to give people rides. I"ll be like Daddy Warbucks. if he had anything to do with subways
Wendy: he did
Alison: I suspected he did
Wendy: that's why they call subways "warbucks"
Alison: Ah! I never made the connection before
Wendy: there you go
Alison: when I'm in a rush I just say I"m going to take the 'bucks
Wendy: yes. you do say that
Alison: like are you going to call a friend who owns a cab or are you going to take the 'bucks
Ethnic Vampires!
fuckingbookdeal:
I feel like a French vampire with two giant baguette teeth is in order.
