September 2, 2009
Ha ha ha
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July 28, 2009
If you build it, they will come, and then you can eat them.
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Listen guys, land is free, so let’s just sell it at the Farmer’s Market, okay?

The brilliant thing about this video is that without meaning to this girl does an EXACT impersonation of a seventh grader who didn’t actually read the book giving a book report. Especially maybe she didn’t read the section on slaves. Thanks to my friend Rusty for bringing this to my attention.

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June 26, 2009
And everytime Michael Bay and James Frey high-five each other, an angel gets its wings taken away.
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June 18, 2009

Finally, a network show about a quirky detective.

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My pal Alison Rosen has interviewed me for her high-tech web show, The Daily Alison. Warning: it contains scandalous revelations about my inability to smoke out of a bong correctly.
Also, I say that when I get married, I want it to be just like that interview. Then I say “I’m already married” but Alison talks at the same time so you can’t hear me say it.
So, Jeff, if you watch this, we are in fact married. That ceremony in Vegas wasn’t just a dream/nightmare. 
Anyway, watch here:  The Daily Alison

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May 22, 2009

Please let this be a viral advertisement for Dunkin’ Donuts.

Via: http://twitter.com/JamesUrbaniak

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Claiming that people overwhelmingly dislke you because they are jealous of you used to be known around our house as The Paris Hilton Defense. However, in light of the fading cultural currency of Paris, we have now changed this to The Real Housewives Defense. When preparing your arguments for the judge, please keep this in mind.

Claiming that people overwhelmingly dislke you because they are jealous of you used to be known around our house as The Paris Hilton Defense.

However, in light of the fading cultural currency of Paris, we have now changed this to The Real Housewives Defense.

When preparing your arguments for the judge, please keep this in mind.

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May 20, 2009
davidiserson: From I’m Glad I’m a Boy! I’m Glad I’m a Girl By Whitney Darrow, Jr (1970)

davidiserson:

From I’m Glad I’m a Boy! I’m Glad I’m a Girl By Whitney Darrow, Jr (1970)
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